2. Get your beef from the butcher where he has killed it that morning, let it "bleed out" in your fridge for a few days, and then grind it (I'll spare you the butcher pic!)
3. Read to your children by lantern because the power is out
4. Capture, feed and wear chameleons!
5. Get your water from a cool water filtration system (no boiling or filtering this year!)
6. Have your kids feet be so brown from playing outside and not wearing shoes that even after they shower and scrub them they don't look much different
7. Walk to the nearest duka to get produce
8. Drink your cokes out of a bottle
9. See people riding on top of their car shouting into a bull horn which candidate they think you should vote for
10. Tuck your kids in bed each night. Then tuck in their mosquito nets. Then flip on the mosquito repellent filled night light.
11. Watch a storm roll in on the African plains (iphone pic, no filter!)
12. Beans, sukuma, rice and chapati for lunch each week
14. Eat lunch with your Daddy almost everyday!
